Hey, Crack Ho Mommy,
I saw London, France, a butt pimple and a possible STD when you bent over to pull the diapers out of your cart at Target this morning. It wasn't pretty, nor was your dirty white thong and that tattoo.
Let me tell you something about that tattoo; nobody is thinking about "love and friendship and butterflies" while looking at your boney, sorry ass.
Perhaps something like "enter here‚" "hazardous waste area," or "who's my baby daddy?" might be more fitting.
Go to aisle 17 and pick up some briefs.
xo,
Riff
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