Dear U-District Hipster:
Your cooter is not the new black. Your skin tight "dress" is not long enough to hide your crotch, which is peering through your black "leggings." And now we all get a show.
This outfit is boggling my mind.
I'm not saying that I am always put together, but I'm pretty sure that cameltoe is not a good look for anyone. Matching purple knee-high boots to your purple "dress" does not make you look classier, oh no. You look like a hooker. And not in a hot way.
Here's a tip. Women like you and I are not skinny enough for jersey. Please cease and desist. Go to your closet and replace all jersey-knit items with PANTS.
Thank you in advance,
Irene
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