Dear Yellowstone National Park:
You are gorgeous. Really. I feel so lucky to have been able to witness you. Your geysers are mind blowing, the Bison are awesome, your nice long hikes divine. But please. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. INSTALL HAND SANITIZER IN YOUR PIT TOILET RESTROOMS. Imagine tens of thousands of people stuck in cars with snotty dirty kids and their own filth day in and day out. Now imagine those people squatting over a giant hole in the ground, wiping, and not washing.
This is how you start a national e.coli epidemic. Seriously.
Seriously,
Irene
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