Dear crack-head family on the pier,
Where did that dirty little puppy come from? Where did you find that hospital-issued wheelchair? Are you the obese sister or the obese girlfriend? Please stop banging on those plastic buckets in front of my window before I shoot you in the face.
Love,
Tessa
Tricky are you my sister or my girlfriend?
ReplyDeleteWhat day of the week is it?
Wednesdee.
Girlfriend. It's humpday.